Friday, January 21

if you've ever loved somebody....put your followers up!

Okay here's the thing. We made up this game that is really cool. We were the first ones to make it up. We wrote a song for each of our followers and you have to guess which song is for which follower!!!! Here goes.

1)To be sung to the tune of "I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack

I hope you still speak spanish when you think about the old times,
I hope you don't forget to make your poetry rhyme,
Promise me you'll give love a second chance,
And when you get the choice to buy shorts or pants.....
I hope it's PA-A-ANTSSSSSS.....I hope it's pants.

2)To be sung to "I'm Just a Kid" by Simple Plan

I'm just a geologist, but I do not like rocks!
I'm just a girl and I cut off my long locks!
Everyone's scared 'cuz I will come out of nowhere
And prank you all with a rat.....
Watch your back.

3)To be sung to "Human" by the Killers

Are we artist?
Or are we missionary?
My dance is vital.
My hair is long.
And I'm on my chair
Asking for I.D. cards.
Are we Earthlings?
Or are we from Mars?

4) To be sung to "The Scotsman" by the Utah State University student body

Show me the teacher who doesn't love her whislte!
Show me the lover who doesn't love the land!
Show me the girl who adores speedy petey.
Who has attractive ancestry and she can't! eat! BRAN!!!!!


5) To be sung to "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus

So I put my lotion on, all over my hands,
The wrinkles all fade away.
I'm just a young man, yeah.
I wanna get married, yeah.
So I talk to my mom, and she makes me feel good,
She always knows what to say.
Yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah
Stockwell's on his way.

6) To be sung to "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado

She's a sandwich maker, make you ham or turkey cheese or pepperoni
On your sub
She's a heartbreaker, make you cry into your pillow, sobbing tears
To fill a tub.
And when she dance, she dance so cra-zy
And when she's teachin', she ain't la-zy.

7) To be sung to "Year 3000" by the Jonas Brothers

She went to the Backstreet concert,
You could say she's a teeny bopper
And Taylor thinks she's gullible,
But he's wrong! He's so wrong!

8) To be sung to "Love Story" by Taylor Swift

Brentimus, take me somewhere we can be alone,
I love books and that's all I really know
I'll go Washington and I'll speak some Spanish,
I hate bacon I wish it would just vanish.

9) To be sung to "Just the Way You Are" by Bruno Mars

You are so fun, at least when you used to come
To our apartment and talk about Russia.
Yeah.

10) To be sung to "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga

Just ride, gonna ride my bike da-da-doo-doo-mmm
Work out, with those ten pound weights da-da-doo-doo-mmm
Spongebob is my favorite show, s-s-s-pongebob
Dance, dance, just, j-j-j-ust dance.

Sorry we didn't get all the followers. It's 1:33 AM and we're tired. Enjoyyy!

3 comments:

  1. This wins the award of "My Favorite Blog Post of ALL Time!"

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  2. I don't know if I like my song.

    Regardless, this is hilarious.

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  3. I'm so glad you guys used a Lady Gaga song for mine. I feel truly blessed.

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