Potty ova hurrr

Warning: This post may contain some potty humor.


To be sung to the tune of Britney Spears "Dear Diary"
"Dear Diary, today I took a poo
and I wonder if it noticed me
it took my breath away"


To be sung to the tune of "Jar of hearts" by Christina Perri
"Poo do you think you are?
Running round leaving scars
collecting your jar of farts
tearing cheeks apart
you're gonna catch a cold
from the ice inside your hole
so don't come back for pee
Poo do you think you are?"

To be sung to the tune of "Suffocation"
"Constipation! No breathing!
Don't give a Eff if I can't clear my colon
Constipation! No breathing
this is my last resort!"

To be sung to the tune of "bleeding love" by Leona Lewis
"I don't care what they say
I'm in love with poo
They tried to pull me away
but they don't know the poo-th
my butts crippled by the vein that I keep on bursting
you cut me open and I
I keep peeing, keep keep peeing love
Keep peeing, keep keep peeing love"